Self-serving utter bastard.


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Jim Sterling. Interpol.

You may have heard of me thanks to my remarkable, single-handed recovery of a stolen Fabergé egg some time ago.

I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have about my excellent work at the International Criminal Police Organization and my previous accomplishments at I.Y.S. Insurance, but be forewarned, certain things are strictly confidential.

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Self-serving utter bastard.

ask-parker:

ask-sterling:

ask-parker:

The other one’s scarier… There’s something about him…

This coming from someone who hangs around with Eliot Spencer.

Eliot isn’t scary. I think out of all of us… Nate can be the scariest…

If you say so. Who’s more frightening, then? Nate or this ridiculous doppleganger of me?

ask-crowley:

ask-sterling:

ask-crowley:

I am something far worse.

Yes, you’re a deluded blogger. How terrifying.

 I could kill you where you stand, Sterling.

That sounds vaguely suicidal.

(Source: hellsxnapoleon, via hellsxnapoleon)

ask-parker:

ask-sterling:

ask-parker:

ask-sterling:

And even if they had, there are far more useful candidates for cloning than someone who already works for them.

…….. Experimental humanoid robot..

The point still stands. There are a number of… problematic world leaders of whom it would be very useful to have doubles. Interpol wouldn’t waste their time or their money doubling one agent, however good an agent I might be.

Psh, they wouldn’t do someone important on the first go. They have to make sure he’s not glitchy. •nods• though robots aren’t really my thing. I’ll ask Hardison about them later.

Your conspiracy theory is amusing, but it is regrettably false.

And even if they had, there are far more useful candidates for cloning than someone who already works for them.

ask-crowley:

ask-sterling replied to your post: Why exactly is the ‘current King of Hell’ asking Parker questions about me?

Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

-narrows his eyes- Is that a threat?

Not at all. Merely an… observation.

(Source: hellsxnapoleon)

2 notes. > ask-sterling.ask-crowley.
8:26 PM, 18 September, 2011
ask-parker said
Yeah... No.. incomplete is better. *nods*

Fair enough. You’ve already given me enough information to add a few entries for future reference — why be greedy?

> ask-parker.ask-sterling.
3:03 PM, 17 September, 2011
ask-parker said
Well taking into account I was ten... I may have been nine.. A lot. *nods*

Provided that’s true, your file is distressingly incomplete. I don’t suppose you’d like to fill in a few blanks for my colleagues at Interpol?

> ask-parker.ask-sterling.
2:50 PM, 17 September, 2011
ask-parker said
*shrugs* Probably. If I had a dollar for every- *stops to think* That'd be a lot of money... *starts counting on her fingers*

…define ‘a lot of money’. 

> ask-parker.ask-sterling.
2:43 PM, 17 September, 2011